I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were running website all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?